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The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by SilasPorter
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What was it about Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky that infuriated the Evangelicals so much? Was it the lying? Lying, we all should agree, is bad. But even the staunchest McCain/Palin supporters have to concede their candidates have been, well, lying a lot lately. (Or maybe every single member of the press is lying, but not McCain/Palin?)
Or was it the extra-marital sex? That's bad too. But is it worse than pre-marital sex? Judging by the Evangelicals total dismissal of poor Bristol's pregnant state, I'm guessing it is. But is that what the Bible says or is it just what they say so they can rationalize their staunchly Pro-Life candidate?
Nothing has exposed the hypocrisy of the Religious Right more nakedly than this pick of Sarah Palin. She has forced an entire movement to commit double-speak on every social issue they attack on, including sexism, premarital sex, honesty and loving your enemy as yourself.
I used to be one of you and I am so glad I am not anymore. The sad thing is: If Jesus ran for president of the United States, in the Republican party, I don't think he'd win a single vote. Only Democrats would vote for a guy who gives fish and bread (food stamps) to the poor, who heals the sick free of charge (universal health care) and who destroys the markets (market regulation) for operating on the Sabbath, and who defends a prostitute from the persecution of the Saducees and the Pharisees.
Republicans, you might pray to Jesus, but you'd never, ever vote for such a wimp, would you?
Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by Davelias12
Nice point, Silas. I totally agree.
Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by Heavypiece
Double Speak...lol.
Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by Jess Wonderin
A Judea Republic Governor agreed Jesus was a rowdy Community Organizer and turned his back on him . . . .
Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by MyExpression

WHAT???? WHAT???? .... ALL THIS MUMBLE JUMBO BULLSHIT!!! ABOUT RELIGIOUS RIGHT HYPOCRISY

TYPICAL SOCIALIST WOULD LIKE TO SLAM RELIGION BELIEFS....

PUT POLITICIAN FAMILY OUT OF THE PICTURE....

AT LEAST THERE IS NO ABORTION ON THE UNWED PREGNANCY OR THE DOWN SYNDROME BABY.... IS THAT HYPOCRISY??

JESUS SAID,,'TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE" --- TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT AND HE SAID..."GIVE TO CAESAR WHAT IS CAESAR'S AND TO GOD WHAT ID GOD'S" THIS MAKES HIM A REPUBLICAN MORE THAN A DEMOCRAT...WHO ARE LIKE THOSE PHARISEES MAKING THEIR OWN LAWS AND RAISING THE TAXES SO THEY CAN KEEP SOME AFTER PAYING THE ROMANS.

SILASPORTER, YOU ARE THE HYPOCRITE!!!

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by Davelias12

MyExpression:

WHAT???? WHAT???? .... ALL THIS MUMBLE JUMBO BULLSHIT!!! ABOUT RELIGIOUS RIGHT HYPOCRISY

TYPICAL SOCIALIST WOULD LIKE TO SLAM RELIGION BELIEFS....

PUT POLITICIAN FAMILY OUT OF THE PICTURE....

AT LEAST THERE IS NO ABORTION ON THE UNWED PREGNANCY OR THE DOWN SYNDROME BABY.... IS THAT HYPOCRISY??

JESUS SAID,,'TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE" --- TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT AND HE SAID..."GIVE TO CAESAR WHAT IS CAESAR'S AND TO GOD WHAT ID GOD'S" THIS MAKES HIM A REPUBLICAN MORE THAN A DEMOCRAT...WHO ARE LIKE THOSE PHARISEES MAKING THEIR OWN LAWS AND RAISING THE TAXES SO THEY CAN KEEP SOME AFTER PAYING THE ROMANS.

SILASPORTER, YOU ARE THE HYPOCRITE!!!

Does typing in ALL CAPPS mean you're yelling?


Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by todji
Not only would conservatives not vote for Jesus, the right-wing "pundits" such as Coulter and Limbaugh would demonize him as a terrorist and a socialist, the FBI would be tapping his phones without a warrant, and James Dobson would be calling him gay.
Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by todji

Lying is protected by the first amendment. Lying under oath is not. Clinton didn't just lie, he committed perjury.

PS- I'm about as liberal as can be.

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by DBuss

Jesus, as he existed in his time, would not be acceptable to *ANYONE*. Jesus was a great man but still a man of his time.

His views on science (the world is flat), women's rights (they're property), and Slavery (it's ok) wouldn't be acceptable in the modern era.

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by say_what?

No kidding. A lot of Arch-Conservative Christians wouldn't know Jesus if he came back, knocked on their door and asked if he could come in and be their dinner guest.

Jesus' ideas were ahead of their time, radically socialist (yeah, I said it)/pacifist, such as "take everything you have and give it to the poor," "blessed are the peacemakers," etc, and today the Right wing's big boys (and girls - I think - if Ann Coulter and "Dr." Laura are truly female), would rip his guts out. Jesus was all about the acceptance and social justice they view as dangerous and weak.

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by quillsinister

"JESUS SAID,,'TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE""

I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't say that.

Also, stop shouting.

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by quillsinister

Very well said. I'm in Jefferson's camp in that I'm more or less an atheist but I always respect a good moral philosopher.

Absolutely mind boggling how far the religious right is from their savior. I personally don't believe there is a hell to go to, but if there were they'd be the first into the handbasket.

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by Wandafdv

MyExpression, what Bible are you reading?

"JESUS SAID,,'TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE"

Was Jesus Chinese because this happens to be an ancient Chinese saying.

You're about as informed as the Hockey Goddess!!!!

Re: The Republicans would never vote for Jesus
by the true conservative

[Nothing has exposed the hypocrisy of the Religious Right more nakedly than this pick of Sarah Palin. She has forced an entire movement to commit double-speak on every social issue they attack on, including sexism, premarital sex, honesty and loving your enemy as yourself.]

WTF are you talking about? Sarah Palin is a woman - are we supposed to hate women or something? Sarah Palin's daughter had pre-marital sex - and now she's keeping the baby and marrying the father, just like we've advocated for people in her position since the dawn of time. As for honesty and loving your enemy, I don't even know what you're talking about.

[I used to be one of you and I am so glad I am not anymore. The sad thing is: If Jesus ran for president of the United States, in the Republican party, I don't think he'd win a single vote. Only Democrats would vote for a guy who gives fish and bread (food stamps) to the poor, who heals the sick free of charge (universal health care)]

You're a friggin' idiot. Jesus did those things himself! He didn't march on Rome and demand Ceasar contribute money to help the poor. I follow His example.

[and who destroys the markets (market regulation) for operating on the Sabbath,]

Ummm . . . Numbnut, it wasn't the conservatives who eliminated "blue laws" in our country.

and who defends a prostitute from the persecution of the Saducees and the Pharisees.]

"Neither do I condemn you, go and sin no more." Right. Notice He didn't say, "Go right ahead. If your lifestyle works for you, who am I to judge."

Care to try again?

What It Was About Bill Clinton's Affair That Infuriated Them
by LeRoy_Was_Here

SilasPorter: What was it about Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky that infuriated the Evangelicals so much?

LeRoy: It was the oral sex and the improper use of cigars. The Doonsebury cartoon strip had it right when it noted that the Republicans didn't object to adultery so much. They objected to 'kinky, post-modern adultery'.

Republicans just don't ever get to have that kind of fun.

Truth is, they're jealous.

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