Sarah Palin may be the biggest flip-flopper in the history of politics. She was against being a US citizen before she was for being one, and now decides to run for Vice President on the McInsane Republican ( 8 more years of the SAME ) ticket.

The former mayoress of MooseKnuckle, Alaska fought and blocked sex education in Alaska schools. Toasts herself as a good ol down home Republican values "Hockey Mom", and when her daughter boinks the MooseKnucle Hockey team and gets knocked up, she cackles it's none of our business.

Sarah the sessionist paints herself as a fighter of special interest yet led the raiding party that grabbed the biggest special interest raid in Alaska's history on the treasury for herself and the 1600 happy little hockey eskimos who live in MooseKnuckle.

A typical abuser of her authority, Hockey Sarah used her office to fire a public works commissioner because she was pissed he wouldn't fire her brother in law who was involved in a custody dispute with her sister. Now Palin needs a lawyer to try and get out of abuse of authority and tampering charges. here we go again folks!

Sarah Palin is basically Jerry Fallwell in a moo moo. Palin's fanatical religious beliefs are chillingly parallel to that of Ahmadinijad's. Both think God speaks through them and has blessed them as his "sword" and have given them, "the word". Both advocate the indiscriminate killing people of other nations because God wants them to and told them they are doing, the "right thing". This is all we need, ANOTHER far rightwing religious fanatic nut job in the White House, attacking enemies both real and imagined for the next 4 years.

Lapcat:

Translation: Oh shit! We're fucked. This Palin chick just got the entire Christian Right to vote McCain!

What an idiot! The entire Christian Right was always going to vote McCain.

10 to 12% Black huh?

get lost. you are not paying attention

"Sarah the sessionist..."

What instrument does she play (stupid lefties)...

You cling to that lapcat.

When the whole story comes out on this Hockey Puck, she will be Harriet Meyers all over again and McSame will ship her back to MooseKnuckle where she can resume hiring lobbiests to pile up earmarks for the eskimos.

I can't wait for the debates.

yeeeeeeeeeeeah, cause they SURE were going to vote for Obama?

Stupid ass kkkons can't count, not Americans fault.

Thx

Lapcat:

Translation: Oh shit! We're fucked. This Palin chick just got the entire Christian Right to vote McCain!

As a matter of fact, MANY christians were 'sitting this one out'.

But thanks to Sarah, and a redirecting of message by Big Mac, they'll be at the polls come November.

They are already not letting her talk to anyone in the media now.

tpaine:

You cling to that lapcat.

When the whole story comes out on this Hockey Puck, she will be Harriet Meyers all over again and McSame will ship her back to MooseKnuckle where she can resume hiring lobbiests to pile up earmarks for the eskimos.

I can't wait for the debates.

This board is going to be a blast come November. The lefty suicide watch is on. :)

checkm8r:

As a matter of fact, MANY christians were 'sitting this one out'.

But thanks to Sarah, and a redirecting of message by Big Mac, they'll be at the polls come November.

Oh, please. There is no chance that the right-wingers would sit this one out. They may not like McCain, but they like Obama a whole lot less. They were voting GOP all along. With the selection of Palin, McCain excited the people who were going to vote for him anyway, but he didn't do anything to attract the undecided moderates (probably just the opposite).

The whole story? You mean....there's more [shudder].

Oh noooo! Please oh please oh please...no more! Don't keep attacking Sarah! We can't take any more of this abuse!

BWAhahahahaha!

And the irony is....

you duh-uhs are doing it to yourself.

Mike is far too lenient with these leftists.