Curious as to why Mr. Saletan did not elect to discuss presidential sons and who they may have knocked up along the way.

Score one for you, sister! Saletan's a tiresome hack. Very conservative, pretends to be open-minded. He's womb-obsessed, like so many conservatives.

Quite.

Has anyone else heard the news/rumor that Bristol's 'fiance' used to have a My Space page in which he apparently made plain his reluctance to embrace fatherhood? I hear it's been taken down...

Maybe because the story wasn't prompted by the revelation that Sarah Palin has a son who has sired a child out of wedlock? But don't let that interfere with your sexist nonsense; I'm sure it's just because Saletan hates women.