Here's how it works: a professor is forced to publish in order to keep his job. His worthless book is is read and believed by students who are inspired to protest at the RNC. Their window-smashing causes storeowners to file insurance claims. Insurance companies raise their rates. The public can't afford higher insurance rates and they complain to the government. Government officials realize this is no time to raise taxes and instead must cut-back on spending.

The professor is laid-off.