The North Vietnamese did break McBush
by
The Misfortune Teller
08/31/2008, 6:12 PM #
As a victim/veteran of the Nixon-Kissinger Fig Leaf Contingent (Vietnam 1970-1972), I would like to set the record straight here. Michael Kinsley should know that, actually, the North Vietnamese did break John McBush. He made many propaganda statements on their behalf and has admitted doing so a very long, long time ago. He has said himself that the North Vietnamese tested him and that he came up short. The United States Naval Academy had that same experience with the foreign-born Panama John. He failed most of his tests there, too. If not for his elite family connections, he would probably not even have made it into the school. Only three other cadets at the academy did worse.
As an additional point of fact, the ultra-right-wing nutjobs of the fascist Republican Party -- the feral faction that gave America Sheriff Dick Cheney and Deputy Dubya Bush -- also tested Grandpa Simpson McBush and found him more than willing to grovel when put under minimal pressure. The silly and sophomoric nomination of a former Alaska beauty-princess (some better looking woman won the crown of "queen") for a running mate testifies to how easily John McBomb caves in a mini-crisis like a political campaign.
In all fairness to the hapless neophyte pick, however, she does have a native-born American birth certificate, which makes her at least "constitutionally" qualified for the job of President, something Panama John cannot say. Perhaps if the Republicans inverted their ticket ... No? ... Oh, well ...
The Democratic Party team of U.S. Senators Barack Obama and Joe Biden has played this whole tempest-in-a-teapot Republican Party meltdown correctly by largely ignoring it. One cannot say anything about nothing without making it look like at least something. Thus, the Republican Party convention has suspended itself due to nearly complete lack of interest. Very few Republican elected officials wanted to attend, anyway; and having wingnut favorites Dick and Dubya appear would have amounted to political suicide. Better just get this embarrassing non-event over as quickly as possible.
Grandpa Simpson McBush and his new trophy nurse will have their fifteen minutes of fame, of course, but then everyone -- as Andy Warhol told us long ago -- gets that much notoriety these days. The North Vietnamese gave John McPOW his only claim to fame decades ago but now not even a noun plus a verb to go with his "experience" will do much to help him. Nothing + Nothing = Nothing.