...but Palin was not a smart pick because she's so young and good looking she really makes the guy on the top of the ticket look like a geezer who needs a nap.

ageist here? Way to offend AARP members!

Well, as a matter of fact, he does need a nap!

All this gallivanting all over the country has made John very tired. He needs to get to one of his seven houses so he can lay down and take a nice long snooze.

He'll need Sarah to keep those Cabinet meetings humming along while he gets a few Z's.

Keepin' track of all those houses is tiring work! Man, he's pooped!

Cut him some slack!!