In view of the McCain campaign ads which have been running lately, the ones showing Biden claiming that Obama is not ready to be president and claiming that he, Biden, would be honored to run with or against McCain, one has to wonder just what sort of man would debase himself, as Joe Biden has done, just to be the VP running mate.

I imagine the Biden route to one more dismal political failure went something like this:

BO: Michelle, I can’t find anyone who is willing to be my running mate except Joe Biden. What should I do?

MO: Well, it was Biden who said you were as green as leprechaun shit, and that McCain is the best man to be president, wasn’t it?

BO: That’s right. He made me feel like shit right in front of the whole country.

MO: Then you should make him pay for it. Make him recant everything he said and tell the country that you will make a great president.

BO: Okay, that might work. I’ll give it a try. (calls Joe Biden)

JB: Hello, this is Joe Biden.

BO: Joe, I need a running mate and no one seems to want the job so I am thinking of asking you to do it. There are just a couple of things I need to clear up with you.

JB: I know what you’re going to say, Barack and I want to tell you that I am really sorry for saying that you are dumb as a box of rocks. That was just campaign bullshit…I really didn’t mean it, well I may have meant it at the time but I don’t mean it now. I think I would make a……I mean I think you would be the greatest president in the history of the country.

BO: Okay, that’s what I wanted to hear. What about all the praise you heaped on John McCain…that stuff about how you would be honored to run with him or against.

JB: Aw that, hell I was just funning. McCain is the sorriest sob who ever ran for president. I wouldn’t give him the time of day. I hardly know the asshole…I never liked John McCain.

BO: That’s good…hold on a minute, Joe. What’s that Michelle?

MO: Get some other concession out of him. You need to make him grovel a bit if he really wants to be Vice President.

BO: Okay…..oh Joe, There’s just one other thing.

JB: Anything Barack, just name it.

BO: Michelle says you have to suck my dick if I name you as my running mate.

JB: Oh sure, Barack….no problem.

yeah and then there's Biden's record of plagierism. Honest Joe. I always liked his tough guy persona but is he really someone who can be trusted?

I dunno.

btw, Obama bumped all the way back up to where he was August 10th today. He's still not even breaking 50%. He's back at a big high of 48% exactly as it was on August 10th.

wow..after he's introduced by the Savior of the Ice Burgs, Al Gore...and then introduces the Messiah to us all ,at a football stadium ,tricked out to resemble the Glories of the Roman Empire...I imagine he may well break up to possibly 52%. what a wow that will be!

Oh, the orgasmic reactions form the bots..get ready for it.

after that..well...it's all down hill from there...as reality sets back in and McCain gets ready with his follow up ads spoofing all this silly hype.

This really is one fun election.

Not necessarily. For example:

JB earlier this year: "Barack doesn't have enough foreign policy experience to be president [to himself: unless I'm running things from the VP's office like Dick did for George]."

JB now: "[to himself: I'll be running foreign policy from the VP's office like Dick did for George, therefore] Barack will make the best president ever."

you're pretty overly defensive aren't you Brewmaster?
You bots all give me the heebie jeebies.

bots=weirdos.

gag.

btw moron..Brewmaster..did you just see where The Pentagon is today now taking Smokin' Joe Biden to task for mistaking a battalion for a brigade??(Biden mixed them up last night)

Yep.

The Pentagon says that doesn't bode well for his instilling support from the troops.

Biden just got stars in his eyes and was willing to get in the barrel for the chance to run for the Vice Presidency.

Jack