At the democratic national convention, it has been confirmed, by republican operatives who happened to be pointing their camaras at the bathroom window where the nominee was relieving himself, that barack obama left the toilet seat up. In addition, Although the presidential hopeful did wash his hands, he did NOT do a full surgical hand scrub before leaving. These lapses in judgement and manners, the McCain camp states, illustrate a profound lack of respect for the common man and show obama to be an elitest hippy who, having already confessed to liking arugula, can not be trusted to lead our nation in a time of war. Asked for comment, McCain simply stated, "would I want this man in one of my ten homes? probably not. But I'm not gonna bash anyone."

Ten homes? Do you really think McGeezer has figured out how many homes he and rich-bitch Cindy actually own?