One day after HRC's inspired call to her troops to get in the game for Barry, Bubba takes the stage and kicks ass. Dickerson, updating his moronic tale of the "hole" HRC had in her speech, simply makes things worse. Melinda, not wishing to cede the mantle of twit of the year to Dickerson, goes him one better by sniffing that she expected better from Bill.

Jesus Lord Christ.

Melinda, is that what you tell all the boys in the morning? Or just the ones who leave 30,000 delegates hoarse from screaming and emotionally drenched ("Yes, I know you gave me eleven wailing O's last night but...but I just expected better".)

Princess, you shouldn't wear the tiara at the convention, it blocks your vision.