Jenny Joseph said, "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple."

What would you say? "When I am an old woman (man) I shall _________________________.

When I am an old woman-man, I shall wear purple.

I won’t give damn, transgender I am, who accepts me!

IslandTime, when I'm an old woman, I shall trip over my own breasts on my way out of the shower.

unless I live on the moon-- then I'll be suffocated by them.

When I am an old woman, IT, I shall braid my hair with stars.

When I am an old man I shall post posties

Posties of truth, never posties with venom

Yet now and again, I hope to post toasties

When I am an old man I shall dodder.

When I am an old man I shall surely suppose

Crafty, I.T, uncovering x’s and o’s

PV:

When I am an old man I shall dodder.

In my neck of the woods that’s do’oughter

When I am an old woman, I shall carpe diem all the time.

When I am an old woman, I shall reconsider my stance as an agnostic.

(Do I contradict myself in those two statements? That''s another thing I'll do when I'm an old woman -- no use trying to break an old habit.)

(Do I contradict myself in those two statements?)

No, MA. Once you've seized the day you can do what you want with it. Reconsidering agnosticism is one option.

HAP-- For some reason I thought you lived in Cali.

Waltz -- There is already no oxygen on the moon.

oy, what a scream!

Waltz -- There is already no oxygen on the moon.

and there will be even less when me and my 94 year old breasts land.

Waltz!

94 isn't old! That's the new 70!


we're going to live forever....

aren't we?


and, meanwhile, factor some moon into my braids as well.

z

zinya, I wish I could believe you. my grandma (whom I saw just last week) is 90. She's exceedingly healthy-- but she's still old.

as for moons in your hair-- slivered or full? think carefully, z, because full moons might as well be bowling balls. an old woman just couldn't schlep those things around.

When I am an old man I shall shave off what little remains of the hair on my head and polish my dome with Turtle Wax.

(I've been threatening to do that for years anyway.)

MaryAnn:

When I am an old woman, I shall carpe diem all the time.

When I am an old woman, I shall reconsider my stance as an agnostic.

(Do I contradict myself in those two statements? That''s another thing I'll do when I'm an old woman -- no use trying to break an old habit.)

No, you don't contradict yourself. Not noticeably, anyway.

But...why not carpe diem this diem, reconsider agnosticism now, and avoid the rush? ;)

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