Since this really is just an excuse to once again connect everything that Obama could have done when he was 3 to what he is doing now, Slate needs to do the same thing to McCain. That way we can get an accurate time line on his return from Viet Nam; cheating on, and then divorcing, his wife; his requesting a marriage certificate to marry Cindy while still married to his first wife; and then his marriage to Cindy. Plus the Keating 5, and his flip flops on issues so that he can get elected.

BTW, make sure than when you cover Obama's time line, that you also cover all the way back to 1960, because there are some groups that think you need to go back that far to see all of the tricks that Obama has pulled over the years.