Any chance of exporting the Sap-o-meter technology to Australia?

Trust me. Over-the-top, myopic and occaisionally nauseating Olympics coverage is not an exclusively American phenomonon. We might have to change a few of the key words or phrases to include gems such as "Aussie battler", "ANZAC Spirit" and "mateship", but otherwise I would love to run the Sap-o-meter over the 7 Network coverage.

Also, if anybody missed it, yesterday's borowitzreport on the expulsion of a US diver due to the lack of "sufficiently compelling human stroyling to expolit" is worth a read.