Unclear about global warming? I got four words for you: "Summer in Austin, Texas." Every minute between 0630 and 2300, you'll feel like you just got into a car that's been sitting in the sun all day whenever you open your front door. What's causing it? Who gives a rat's ass? You can't even breathe and birds are falling dead out of the sky, so what does it matter?

Wow it is Hot in Texas in August! No one has ever heard of such a thing, I can't imagine it, it must be Global Warming!

It must be Global Warming! So if I said it is almost freezing in Prudhoe Bay I guess that would prove it that there is global cooling?