Because he's a Democrat. If he was a Republican, you and everyone else at Brandeis would be dancing -- not well, of course, because you can't move your hips when you dance -- but you would be dancing in the streets.

Provided there was police protection on those streets. Because even though no private citizens should own guns, and the police are brutal, who knows how many black people are out tonight? Though it would be fine to vote for one.

jesus, you're ridiculous. Let's turn every last little thing into a partisan issue, shall we? And let's throw in a little out-of-left-field racism to boot.

Who says 'dancing in the streets' anyway? Nobody cool has used that phrase since the 80s.

Dear BoneyArse,

You're very hardcore on the utter garbage you've devoted your waste-of-a-life to.

And my racism is a satire on the racism of others. Except towards you, in which case it is sincere.

What? I'm confused by why you think you know something about me. And so calling someone on their racist comments makes me a racist? Okaaaaay.

You're just embarrassed because I called you uncool.

"You're a poopyhead!"

"No, YOU'RE a poopyhead!!!"

Won't you please eat poop, monsieur?