Well, I'm definitely not going to let my wife drink coffee, breastfeed, or get out of bed from now on. I don't want to risk going to hell because I let my wife unintentionally kill a baby. And if she resists, I'll punch her in the uterus.

<Queue banjo music>

I'm probably going to hell for laughing out loud at your post!

Whenever my preggers siblings complain about the pains of pregnancy, I volunteer to A) clobber them B) do 5,000 jumping jacks with them C) force feed them espresso or D) let them take my next three month supply of birth control pills all at once...and see what happens.

Then we ALL laugh. Together. In hell.

The brain uses valuable blood that could be keeping a fetus alive. Perhaps we should outlaw thinking as well? I propose we start by banning algebra. And Finnegan's Wake.

Of course, generally espresso has a lower caffiene content than say, coffee brewed by the french press method, due to the reduced time in contact with water and longer roasting time (darker roast) of the beans.

Excellent post! If I believed in hell, I'd be there with Bonnylass for laughing as well.

Only the book, though, not the folk song, right? :)