To the author: Other than spelling out that you dislike Michael Chang - what's your point? For all your whining about "Asian stereotypes," has it even occurred that your obvious self-loathing only serves to perpetuate them more?

And to you Slate Editors who either commissioned or accepted this piece: What, exactly, is your point? Is this some kind of misguided attempt at "reaching out" to your "black-haired, yellow-skinned" readers?