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Hooowie, dat Barack, he vairy artikkilat
by JackDallas

He say...uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhhuhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhhuhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhhuhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhhuhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh.

Uh, he say lucky fo us da Sunnis and da Shia done decided dey luv each other.....cawz dat's why de surge is working.

Jack

For a guy who claims not to be racist...
by Archaeopteryx

...this is fairly racist, wouldn't you agree?

Let's make a deal
by ducadmo
I'll give you a nickel for everytime Obama says 'uhh' and you give me a nickel for everytime the current dumbfuck Texan in the White House says 'uhh' and we'll see who gets rich.
Also...
by Archaeopteryx
I bet Barack can whip Dubya's ass in NTN Bar Trivia. And Scrabble. And Trivial Pursuit. I bet Barack's Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, and that Dubya would be peeking or copying on the First Grade Grammar Question.
Re: Hooowie, dat Barack, he vairy artikkilat
by firstphone

not vairy but particuullaarrllyy artikkilate.He is the greatest advance in wind power since t boone pickins.he is the greatest advance in natural gas power since t boone pickens..daveto alert..another fpl kerosene bomb..

he is the latest in air bag technology sine algore..

the lovely katie kurrick cut him a new helix today..

Re: Hooowie, etc.
by DrNo

"Now come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Go on. How 'bout "a good ole nigger work song?"

Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles.

No no no, you've got it all wrong.
by FieldingBandolier

You don't understand: Jack's being ironic.

As long as you're being ironic, you can say whatever racist, sexist, bigoted ol' thing you can think of, because what you're doing is pretending trying to make a point about either the people who say such things and mean them, or behavior in-kind on the part of the person you've directed to comment to.

So just remember, Arch, the majick phrase: "I was being ironic."

It's like a moral justification trump-card that allows you to insult with impunity, while pretending to disown it.

Re: Hooowie, etc.
by firstphone

I'll bet the New Yorker was a big slim pickens fan?

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Re: No no no, you've got it all wrong.
by Schmutzie
Yes, it is racist.....
by JackDallas
06/11/2007, 8:19 PM
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It may not be intended racism but it is racist nonetheless. One never hears a White person described as "articulate" although many are not and those who are could very well be paid the compliment.

Most people, white OR black, are not articulate but whites have a hard time understanding what black people are saying because most of them are either just dumb as hell or practice jive bullshit talk. When one encounters a black person who is well spoken, it is a novelty of sorts and is very noticable.

When a white person says a black person is "articulate", what he actually means is that black person talks like a white person.

Jack

Ironic FB? I'm thinking moronic. A cracker is a cracker is a cracker. And this is the same retard who keeps a list of what he considers worthy opponents? Jesus, my cat could out-debate this talking turd, and my cat died last summer.

Hi Schmutzie.
by FieldingBandolier

I understand your confusion, but I think you're mistaken - Jack was being ironic there as well.

He's clearly a very, very ironic fella'.

Irony seeping out all over the place (it's an ironic seepage - you could draw it out with magnets, that's how ironic it is).

Off-topic (mostly) question of the day:
What's the difference between an idealist and an idealogue? [Not a joke, though suitable punchlines appreciated, if you can think of any.]

'pnone: the essence of conservatism:
by DrNo
Re: Hi Schmutzie.
by theNairobiTrio

Idealists are folks who've manufactured their own realities.

Ideologues are folks who want to manufacture yours.

Re: Let's make a deal (Duc)
by JackDallas

You'd lose.

Jack

Re: For a guy who claims not to be racist...
by JackDallas

Nah, this is my best Jesse Jackson impression.

Jack

Re: 'pnone: the essence of conservatism:
by firstphone
kubrink was great at satire.He leaves the New Yorker in the shade.2001 was his crowning moment.
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