A woman taking off her top and/or pants to show co-workers her new set of undies? Wow. All I get was a guy that would drop his pants and boxers to his knees when using the urinal. Not a pretty sight!

Like Butters does in South Park?

jimkc:

A woman taking off her top and/or pants to show co-workers her new set of undies? Wow. All I get was a guy that would drop his pants and boxers to his knees when using the urinal. Not a pretty sight!

I've got the same guy, only he also insists on using the urinal next to mine and talking about clients throughout the process.

I'll never understand guys, but I would be disgusted if any of my clothing landed on the floor of a public bathroom.

I don't even let my pant cuffs touch the floor of the bathroom.

What a disgusting habit, dropping your drawers for something that should be simple like unzipping your fly.

Fortunately, I don't get the guy who drops his pants at the urinal. Still, how likely is it that some woman would take off her outer clothing to show off her new undies? Maybe I have led a sheltered life, but that sounds more like kindergarten than an office to me.

tonto_goldberg:

Fortunately, I don't get the guy who drops his pants at the urinal. Still, how likely is it that some woman would take off her outer clothing to show off her new undies? Maybe I have led a sheltered life, but that sounds more like kindergarten than an office to me.

Uh ... what?!

You may want to keep an eye out for Dateline camera crews.

I don't think they will be coming to lower Slobbovia where I live.

We did recently lose an elected official's chief of staff for trying to solicit an "underage" individual for sex. A friend of my daughter is divorcing her husband after he traveled 250 miles for a supposed "date" with an "underage" individual.

For some reason, these men are able to persuade themselves that there are thirteen-year-old girls out there who want to have sex with them. The brutal facts are that all of the "thirteen-year-old girls" who want to have sex with older men are undercover cops or decoys; and that real thriteen-year-old girls want seventeen-year-old guys who are "cute" and can, like, drive cars and stuff.

LOL! You do lead a sheltered life. That's so cute!

Everybody mocks me. ... but why do you think Nabakov's depraved little story is such a big deal, young lady? It's that image of the sexy but underdeveloped nymphet that helps the old goats believe that somewhere out there, little girls want to have sex with them.

*sigh* I just love it when you sternly reprimand me.

Oooh!