Americans are worried out there. Justifiably. They could just be minding their own bidness, walking down the street, and suddenly a leg flashes out and their entrails are scattered across the sidewalk. So here is a list of potential disemboweling threats:

• Buddhists, obviously;
• Thoroughbred racehorses;
• Velociraptors;
• Penguins, bafflingly;
• The Bene Gesserit; and
  
• Possibly Steve Forbes

A public service announcement. Are there others?

Well there's you of course.

I retch my guts up every time you post.

And one of these days I ain't gonna be able to choke 'em back down.

And that'll be a kind of disembowelment, won't it?

Hey D-I

Glad you posted under me - been meanin to ask you.

Dontcha think it's strange how Goonie is so obsessed with age - like callin you a 54-year-old tattooed lady like she did today?

Her and Lil used to obsess about DB's age the same way.

Shit, when my Mom died my 76 year-old Dad started havin sex with an 81-year old woman whose husband had died recently also. And from what I could tell, it was hot.

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Says a lot about your faulty self-perception that you'd presume to quote him, not Osric.

Stick to the latter - type-casting always works.

And like I said about Pascal, don't ever quote any WS to me again, you little twerp.

Not until you've memorized as many lines of his as I have.

Awfully impressed by the number of lines you've memorized. But I still contend that the man who hath not music in his soul,nor is not moved by the concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils.

I presume to quote whatever comes handy to you, ciinc my boy.

She's a petite cutie that woul turn any healthy male head.

Age?? Women don't actually become sexy until they hit 40, after that they just get better.

jo

they are getting skinny and grumpy and need to take more swimming lessons.

In time I fully expect to see bear fish with fur and gill structures intact and with disemboweling fireclaws at the ready.

jo

it's amazing anything gets done up there. The great frozen wastes are festooned with the viscera of truckers and crab fishermen.

Strange? Not strange. A bit obsessive, maybe. But not strange.

I am 54. I can't change that fact. She's older than me and for some reason that bothers her, I guess. It doesn't bother me~ I am as old as I am. Don't know that I'd change it if I could.

And I have three tattoos. One inside my left wrist, (1"x1 1/4"), one inside my left ankle, (1"x1"), and one (the Dragon, 3 1/2"x4") that can't be seen even if I'm wearing a bathing suit.

So you know, the only reason I replied here is because you spelled tattooed correctly.

Good Golly Miss Molly!

I betcha I know where its tongue winds up flickering !

And that's enough about that, okay? Thanks.

But Mommie - she started it!