I'd like to know how people's brains can read a series of known words, process them, then spit out a bunch of outrage over ideas that were never stated in the text.

Seriously, this is like a SAT reading comprehension question:

"People in County Z shake hands as a greeting. A and B are terrorists who live in country Z. A and B greet by shaking hands."

What does the above passage say?

A) A likes shaking B's hand.

B) All people in Country Z who shake hands are terrorists.

C) A and B use the same greeting as others who live in Country Z.

D) B wants to move to Country Y.

If you answered B, like most of the posters here, you failed...