Public Morons and the Public Schools
by
guacamole
07/15/2008, 8:21 AM #
You people are full of b.s. Seriously. That's worth saying twice. You people are full of b.s. You all want to talk about fixing public schools-- just as long as it doesn't come down on your back.
You want to fix public schools. Hire. More. Teachers. Build. More. Classrooms.
Why? If you knew anything about education you'd know that there is a direct correlation between the number of students in a classroom and student achievement. But you won't do it. Mostly its because you're shiftless hypocritical bastards-- because you and I both know that in order to hire more teachers and build more classrooms you have to stop voting with your wallet stuck up your ass everytime you step into the voting booth for education referenda. You're so barkingly stupid about it that I have to go door to door and try to talk you into what is good for our community, property values and economy. But you'll be damned if you give the public schools ten more bucks a month.
But take the easy way out and beat it out of the teachers who have to make due with 30 to 35 kids crammed in a classroom designed for 20 at the max, and tell them they are bad teachers.
Maybe I'm being too harsh about it. Maybe there are other ways to fund the public schools. Sure. Stop funding your schools with property taxes all together. Oh, hell forget it. The whole reason you bought your fancy big house in the premium school system is because you wanted your kids in the premiere district in the metro area and you'll be damned if your going to let any of your tax dollars go to support those poor black kids or those migrant latinos with your hard earned cash. That won't stop you from bitching and moaning about the state of public schools, now will it? Nope. Bastards.
Okay. Here's some other thoughts.
Let's raise money through the lottery for education and then let's sell the lottery to a private investment firm. Total bastards.
Let's raise sales taxes and thereby increase the tax burden on the poorest amongst us whose children already struggle in school because of the associated effects of poverty. Bastards.
Funding's short this year. Let's pressure the principal not to reduce spending on my kids sports programs and instead contract academic and arts programs even though there's a direct correlation between music and math achievement. Bastards.
Foreclosures are rocking my community! Children are stressed out by economic circumstances at home. Well I'm gonna write my republican congressman to make sure that he does everything he can to stonewall congressional aid to the poor. Bastards.
"But Guacamole," you protest. "We can't keep throwing money at bad school districts." Right. That's like not giving medicine to people because they're sick. But take it out on the teachers. That way you can pat yourself on the back and pretend that you're doing something without it having to cost you anything... in the short term.
You morons have the school systems you deserve. Go fornicate with a stick.