I lived in fear of being sent to camp!
by
hemiram
07/15/2008, 1:53 AM #
As eighth grade approached, almost every kid in my neighborhood was going to camp. I made my feelings about it well known to my folks, but I still worried about it, to the point of taking money out of my dad's money clip (He always had a ton of cash on him) to make an "escape from camp fund". I normally didn't worry about stuff, but that summer, until August, I kept waiting for my folks to send me off.
The next summer, my dad joked about sending me to Howe military school, where three of the neighbor's kids went. They were obviously sent there to get rid of them as the parents traveled all over the world and would come back in the summer. Again, I worried myself to the point I started having stomach problems, thinking I might be sent off. Again, I built up escape money, just in case. When it finally got late enough it was obvious I wasn't going anywhere, I told my folks about my paranoia, and they both cracked up. As much as I hated regular school, I don't know how I could have hated military school any more than I hated it!