were as guilable as "confused with love." You know, you'd break up with them, and still get a few more good bootie calls in before they could see the writing on the wall.

YTH

nostalgic on a Thursday afternoon.

Nothing like the recollections of a two-bit sexual opportunist to reaffirm the essential depravity of mankind...

And it's 'booty' calls, by the way, not 'bootie' calls, unless your lost conquests were breathless and desperate at 2 am for someone to put soft shoes on the feet of their mewling infants.

M

Real abstract, I have to say that even a couple minutes after reading your comment, I'm still laughing. :)

One time hitter.

YTH brought back a few laughable memories of desperate teenage boys.

And, of course, desperate teenage girls.

I get the impression that she was told in no uncertain terms that it was over but is in denial.

For many women in today's "dating scene" this is nothing a little roll in the hay can't turn around. It just considered the way it is and it makes the woman feel somehow equal and liberated - not old fashion.

If he doesnt want to see her anymore he should never have agreed to keep dating her. I recommend the same treatment most women use to avoid feeling guilty about being the one who dumps-"I still love you as a FRIEND. Lets just be friends".

Of course as a man, hearing that told me what I needed to know. Forget her completely and move on.

Go find FILO, and you can sit around and not laugh or enjoy yourselves.

We can film y'all........yawning each other to death.

Yeesh.

I've read your posts, and I thought you had a better sense of humor than that. Did you miss the parodical tone of the second paragraph?

Believe me -- had you heard me say those lines, you would have been convulsed with mirth. At the very least, a few chuckles would have escaped.

I laugh a lot. Even when I'm reading the half-literate, ill-informed, hack populism constantly on display here.

M

Ha ha ha! As a lover of language, I thank you for your post. .It made me laugh out loud.

...and yet, my comment went completely over your head.

Thank you for proving my point, dear. I think I hear your Mommy calling you.