The GOP ticket will be John McCain & Charlie "Tan Man" Crist.

Why? <link>

With a beard firmly on his arm, those nasty rumors that Crist is gay won't be so hard to dismiss, and it gives McCain a leg up in the State of Florida.

Unless it's a wedding reception, that is so gay.

I heard that it's going to be Sarah Palin..........though a leg up in Alaska isn't worth much............ unless you plan to start drilling ANWR.

ewww... he has that ol George Hamilton thing (eternal tan) going on

What an odd pair that will make...(so much for exciting the base with his selection if that is the best he can do)