do....

Sean Connery
Robert Wagner
Stuart Whitman
Jeffrey Hunter
John Wayne
Rod Steiger
George Segal
Sal Mineo
Robert Mitchum
Roddy McDowall
Eddie Albert
Richard Burton
Henry Fonda
Red Buttons
Lee Strasberg
Richard Dawson
and Fabian ......have in common?

I've heard of them.

Possibly correct, but not the answer.

They all have penises...also incorrect.

they were all, at various times, enrolled in the same drug rehab facility?

Same life-coach?

Scientologists?

Type O negative?

Owners of small yappy dogs?

Each sold their small, yappy dog to aliens for a million dollars?

Each is really an alien in disguise, having assumed the identity of the former dog owners in order to avoid payout?

Closeted Liberace fans? Or worse, Barry Manilow?

Virgo?

All convicted of some form of lewdness?

Kevin Bacon?

Published really bad poetry? (Or alternatively, recorded an album of showtunes covers that was quickly pulled from the market?)

Chicago Cubs fans?

Dated your mom?

Rode in your limo?

Sorry - you got me.

D'OH!!!!! So fucking close on the limo thing, but Sal Mineo was, well, sort of dead at the time, and I wouldn't give Strasberg a ride because I didn't think he was throwing himself into the character of passenger. Not method enough.

Cub fans? Good god. You were closer on the 6 degrees of Bacon guess.

The first poster that is correct gets to choose between a million bucks and being abducted by alien pets looking for some payback.

Thought of Twilight Zone but that fell through. Possibly a horse opera connevtion? We're gonna need a hint.

A hint: Not the Twilight Zone.

maybe even The Longest Day.

Awwwwww fuck. I thought this would take much longer. Intentionally left out Curd Jurgens (I don't have an umlaut key) and all those other Nazis.

Lee Strasberg and Fabian in the same fucking movie.

Well done Zeus~Boy and duc.

We have 2 winners, even though one gobshite deleted his correct answer.

Can I fax you fellas a couple of checks?

(Imagine the budget of that movie if they made it today.)

Either they all claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby, or they all had wives who committed suicide. Or both.

Dead people don't get to ride in your limo?

Why, you're nothing but a dirty, rotten, stinking mortificaphobe then, aren't you??!?

Sheesh! Ya' think you know people...

More guesses - they've all had a window professionally installed by a certain Illinois contractor, at one point in time or another.

They all turned down the role of the Joker.

They all served either on swiftboats, or played a swiftboat captain on the screen.

They all speak to you out of the televisions and radios in your house, telling you secrets about people and giving you insights into universal mysteries.

They all wished, deep in their blighted little hearts, that they were Cary Grant.

The heartbreak of psoriasis.

Early adopters of Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

Advocates of the Commodore 80.

Early spokepersons for McDonalds.

Members of the John Birch Society.

Named as possible communists under investigation.

J. Edgar's secret love connections.

Subjects of the next David Lynch movie.

[I could just keep going, you know...]

Sounds like a Magnús Magnússon pre-election election campaign slogan, don't it. Duc's the real winner.

it's one of my favorite movies and my wife cracks up everytime she hears General Pemsel yell gimmipuppen.

but the wrong seat. I think I saw that in Cinerama.

for hanging out with people who, like, do stuff, and know things, and stuff.

I liked my answers better. And for all you know, any number of them could be true (well, a couple anyway).