I have made it quite clear on this board, many times, that I am pro-women. I love them so much that I believe every man should have several of them.
WOMEN
(a chauvinist's eye view)
I love women, I've proven that
but I'm really not sure why
They whine and nag and throw things
and, when scolded, they tend to cry
They smell nice, sure, and I like that
but likewise does a horse
Dogs are much more loyal
and flattering too, of course
A dog will always be your friend
and bring the paper for you
But women strive to irritate
and most the time they bore you
They're only happy when they're mad
and it seems they're always sick
And if they're ever nice to you
well, you're certain it's a trick
But a horse cannot cook dinner
and a dog won't sweep the floor
Neither will do the laundry
nor see who's at the door
So I love women, I must repeat
'cause when you've failed to win
They remind you that you're human
and give strength to start again
I love their pretty faces
and eyes that make you weak
The way they walk and the way they talk
soft hands upon your cheek
Women give you confidence
and cheer you when you're blue
They bring love and understanding
and sons and daughters too
Women make a young man older
and give old men back their youth
There is really nothing like them
And that's the honest truth
They make you do more than you could
and they cause the heart to sing
And if I could redesign them
you know I wouldn't change a thing
C 1994 Jack Dallas