MINOR Spoilers on "Ocean's 13."
On Memorial Day weekend, A and E ran an all-day "Sopranos" marathon, Seasons 1-3, "sponsored by Ocean's 13." I skimmed in and out of it, but there were a LOT of commercials for "Ocean's 13" interspersed with the "Sopranos" repeats.
Made some sense: the big guest star in "13" is none other than Michael Corleone/Tony Montana/Carlito himself, Al Pacino.
And then they went and opened "13" on "Sopranos" closing episode weekend. I saw both.
A tough comparison. "13" had two hours to tell its flighty little movie story; "The Sopranos" had had 86 hours.
But I adjusted. 13 is better than 12 but reveals that a "3" can't beat the newness of a "1."
Remember how back in 2000, Steven Soderbergh was a genius? "Erin Brockovich" and "Traffic" in one year; Oscars galore. Those were the studio films that made his indie- cred marketable. "Ocean's 13" was his "cash-in," with the stars lining up to work for him.
SS's rather tarnished goods now, and "13" is pleasant but a bit tired.
Interesting: SS brings back his "Traffic" visual style, in a big way: different scenes are shot with different filters: gold, red and a most delightful blue (anchored by Matt Damon's dazzling blue shirt. Does he have blue eyes?.) Soderbergh's also on the down-low with seventies-style zoom-lens psuedo-doc camera technique. There's some artistry to the man, still.
The movie opens with a treat: Al Pacino facing down Elliott Gould. Time to remember: back in 1970, Elliott Gould was a hot, major star. "Bob and Carol" and "MASH" launched the former "Mr. Barbra Streisand." Something like six movies in two years, including one for Ingmar Bergman. But most of the movies flopped, Gould had a minor breakdown, and his career fizzled down to Robert Altman greatness (The Long Goodbye, California Split) and then, character parts and Jenny Craig commercials.
But Gould was something once, and watching him face down fellow 70's icon Al Pacino is a treat. Pacino's casino kingpin bankrupts, betrays and torments Gould's casino kingpin into a heart attack. He's bedridden and silent, near death if something doesn't cheer him up. Ocean's 13 to the rescue!
I think without the structure of Pacino vs. Gould to start the picture, "Ocean's 13" would float off into fluffsville. The two old hipsters give the story some weight (their characters both "shook Sinatra's hand", which goes back to the sixties in coolness.) Then the NEW hipsters show up and the caper begins.
The poster who said Pitt's channeling McQueen got that right. Pitt is a very handsome man who once was either too boyish or played too greasy-geeky (Kalifornia, Snatch, That Monkey Movie) to make much of a star splash. He's got charisma now -- he's so much the coolest of the cool that even Clooney looks a little intimidated on screen with him (Clooney exploits this with a scene where Pitt finds him crying at Oprah.)
Bringing former heavy Andy Garcia into the tale as a wary partner in the new crime is an inspired touch.
Clooney said this should be called: Ocean's 13: The One We Should Have Made Last Time. Out goes the Europarty; everybody's back in Vegas. Soderbergh rather shamelessly re-does scenes from the 2001 "Oceans Eleven" to remind us of better days: its a bit too sequelish a move for one of our great indie men.
Fun watching Clooney eventually face off against Pacino. Pacino gets the gift of Older Movie Stars: we look at him, and his whole screen history plays in our mind, back to Michael Corleone in '72. Clooney's only been a star since about '93, when Pacino was in "Carlito's Way." Hell, that's LATE Pacino. But its nice seeing the Last Generation (Pacino) honor the Next Generation (Clooney) in a face-to-face staredown. Two great voices.
How's the caper go? Oh, you know. Bernie Mac gets a little more to do than last time, and the two bickering brothers (Caan and Affleck) remain the off-kilter funniest act in the movie (though there's a plot twist about them I guess I'd best not reveal.)
Better than 12, close enough to 11, worth seeing for Pacino amusingly slumming in an Andy Garcia role. (Ellen Barkin looks great and acts tough to start, but is tossed into a sillytown subplot with Matt Damon; she turns into a nymphomaniac idiot by plot device.)
One caveat: at one point, Clooney and Pitt talk about their real-life selves, breaking fictional character. Always a bad move. When movie stars turn their movies into movies about them AS movie stars (see: Burt Reynolds in "Smokey II," and "Cannonball Run"; Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Last Action Hero") , audiences get mad. We came to see the stars play OTHER people, fictional characters They can be stars on "Extra."
Of course, that's what they used to say about Frank and Dean in the Rat Pack movies. So maybe it fits.