top 10 ways americans are coping
by
baltimore aureole
06/25/2008, 2:44 PM #
with high gas prices. for real - these are items i've read in the news, or personally observed
10 - some guy in florida had a custom built "tank' installed in his pickup truck, so he could steal up to 800 gallons of gas at a time. state police have him in custody
9 - also in florida, thieves have invented "an electronic device" that causes a gas pump to dispense unlimited gas without the use of credit card. state police are reviewing surveillance video in an attempt to apprehend
8 - some city in wisconsin is about to ban fast food drive- throughs as wasting too much gas
7 - people in baltimore have always loved SUVs. and i don't really think its driven them to apply for food stamps, but when you actually watch closely, there are a LOT of people driving SUVs and paying for groceries with food stamps. the spanish speakers who pay with food stamps dont have SUVs though - they have pickup trucks which are equally horrendus on fuel
6 - i actually was in someone's car when they turned off their engine at a "long" stoplight. evidently cars in europe turn off automatically after 30 seconds or something. is this the coming thing?
5 - GM is building a "fake" tahoe SUV hybrid that gets 3 mpg better on the highway. something like 20 mpg, instead of 17? normally i don't ask for more government regulation, but it does seem like a crime to use the term "hybrid" for a vehicle like that.
4 - more people driving with the A/C turned off, and the car windows open. technical opinion is divided on this, with most 'authorities" casting doubt about whether the fuel saved overcomes the crappier aerodynamics
3 - i was in ocean city maryland last weekend. we got into the movies and a restaurant (8pm saturday night) without waiting. it does seem as if fewer people are coming there to vacation
2 - people are spending $3,500 for a "euro scooter" to save gas. really
1 - as far as i can tell, bicycles are not making a comeback. there's a limit to common sense solutions, evidently