...while harvesting sea urchins, on the northwest coast of Washington state, work performed underwater, in dive gear. Once in particular I remember facing a vertical rock wall, in about 25 feet of water, with strong back-and-forth surge present from the swells rolling in overhead. In one hand I held onto a large net bag, able to contain about 300 pounds of urchins (although of course they were nearly neutrally buoyant underwater), in the other I held an "urchin rake", something like large tongs for grabbing urchins from the rocks to which they clung and placing them into the net bag. As I pulled the last urchin off the rock in front of me, I noticed that there remained a dinner-plate sized mound of frilly green sponge, right in front of my face, looking for all the world like any other similar mound of frilly green sponge, except this one was looking back at me! No kidding, this clump of sponge was actually making eye contact with me, as calmly as possible, from only about 10 inches away. And it had the most beautiful, alien eyes you could imagine, with odd, hourglass-shaped pupils, and golden irises. But there was no question it was looking me in the eye as intently as I was looking it in the eye.
I realized right away it was an octopus, perched on the rock, attached to the vertical surface in strongly surging currents by the vacuum power of its suckers. Its 8 arms were coiled with perfectly symmetrical neatness all around its head and body, reminding me exactly of how a cat will sit contentedly with its front paws curled under its chin.
I couldn't believe that it watched me from a few inches away without apparent alarm; I'm certain it had never seen a human diver before; no one but urchin harvesters would dive on this hazardous coast, and the area had never been harvested before. I wondered if perhaps it thought that it was simply too well camoflaged for me to detect it, as may well be the case with the usual fish and crabs it encounters. So I reached out my wet-suit gloved finger and as gently as possible I touched it, actually petting it on the head, above and between its eyes. And without any sign of haste or anxiety, it uncurled just one of its arms and reached out and touched me back, wrapping several inches of tentacle around my black rubbery hand.
I couldn't believe it, and I still ponder the apparent self-possession and, yes, intelligence of that animal. Consider how I must have looked to it; a 200 pound black-rubber suited air breather, huffing and puffing while constantly fighting with my finned feet to stay in one spot against the ceaseless surging of the water around me. It must have been watching me for 10 -- 15 minutes as I worked to clear the wall of urchins by transferring them to my bag, until I ultimately drew so close to it that I pulled off the last urchins surrounding it. And it remained calmly immobile throughout my approach; I can only think it must have been riveted by curiosity, and so infrequently preyed on that it felt no fear, not considering me to be a threat. Since it displayed no obvious fear, I must guess that the unbelievable perfection of its camoflage was not for its protection but to aid it in finding its own prey, commonly crabs.
It might have stayed where I found it indefinately if I hadn't gotten more aggressive with wanting to touch it further, and I think I finally made it nervous; it uncurled itself completely, and quickly, but with sublime grace, and glided rapidly away across the rough rock wall, seeming not to touch it, although I know it must have been gripping it continuously to avoid being swept away by the surge currents. In a few seconds it had disappeared.
And that is my octopus story. And I would say that this animal had regarded me with more thoughtfulness than any cat or dog ever had.