BA's top 10 signs of economic confusion and distress
by
baltimore aureole
06/23/2008, 2:49 PM #
10 - gas is $4 a gallon, and people are scrimping at the grocery store in order to fill up the tank
9 - ford is delaying the introduction of its new (but no more efficient) pickup truck to make sure the outgoing model, which is highly unpopular, sells out first.
8 - a beach restaurant which opened 2 months ago is permanently closed already - and its allegely "peak season"
7 - people are willing to spend $3,500 on a "euro style scooter" which they can't ride in the rain, or during the 6 months of the year with inclement weather, in order to "save on gas".
6 - (the russians are coming - part 1) some russian oil baron bought donald trumps florida mansion for $100 million.
5 - (the russians are coming - part 2) oddly enough, resort shops are still willing to import russian shopgirls at minimal wage and minimal housing suitability, rather than pay actual american teens to work in their stores. why does obama think unilaterally abrogating NAFTA is going to put americans back to work when clothing stores and restaurants won't put americans back to work?
4 - some brazilian company thinks it can get rich quick by acquiring the Busweiser Beer company and raising prices.
3 - senator russ feingold assured the public that there is no connection between oil supply and pump prices, that we need not ever drill for oil again (just build windmills, russ? but ted kennedy vetoed the one i wanted to put offshore. he said it would ruin his million dollar view)
2 - we'd pretty pray that global warming is real - if it isn't, then millions of families could have their heat turned off for non-payment this winter
1 - slate, which is not known for its economic expertise, thinks that the potential bankruptcy of an amusement park chain might be a more horrific blow to the economy than the tens of thousands of financial jobs which have already been lost to the subprime crisis . . .