Haha, good one...

How about this:

Obama's tears can cure cancer. It's a pity he never cried.

Or this one:

Most people wear Superman pajamas. But Superman wears Obama pajamas.

And 1 for the road:

Barack Obama can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Every night, before he goes to sleep -- Chuck Norris checks under his bed...

For Barack Obama !!!

And everynight, as the sun goes down, he rises from his coffin and sucks the blood from uneducated, low income, conservative, white people (their children and small pets too).

It just gives me the heebie jeebies...

You need a strong, conservative leader to protect you from these vampire presidential candidates. And McCain goes to bed before the sun goes down so he's no help.

Vote for Bob Barr, he will protect you like no other Republican can!!

Bob Barr for President