Nice take cyber-ganda!

Here's another one:

Barack Obama has Mikita tattood on his ass.

Barack Obama speaks 4 languages, including deep-south Redneck.

Barack Obama completes the NYTimes crossword in 20 minutes every day.

Barack Obama makes manure taste good (try it, listen to an Obama speech, then stuff your mouth full of manure, it will taste like chocolate cake).

These are funny. Maybe Obama will be the next Chuck Norris..

Obama can divide by 0.

to be found at every Obama speech.

I knew there was something filling that empty suit.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Obama can not only divide by 0, he can take the result and multiply it by 0 and get the original number.

haha, I like that too! Obama can divide by 0!

I know...I was thinking that too!

When Obama does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.