Just checking in.

...babe, lookin fine. how's the n.mexico sun?

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That's it ? "Just checking in ?" Even Blush had the decency to give us a weather report or some incomprehensible gibberish about the musician Dan Halen.

What about a bathroom report ? (FYI : an absolute corker this morning. 8:52 BST - smooth as silk, something i credit to good genes and a propitous mix of wholegrain bread and Sainsbury's Fruit 'n' Fibre.
With my constitution thus suitably fortified, i am more than likely to sail into my twilight years with my bowels humming like the atomic engines of a Los Angeles-class submarine.

Thanks for my first laugh of the morning. I logged on here to read the latest Prudie column, but it hasn't appeared yet where I live (Thursday 7:30-ish AM).

But I must admit that I get just as much of a kick from the off-the-wall stuff like this as well. Glad to hear everything is moving smoothly for you. Might just have to try that fruit 'n fibre brand you mentioned. Is it available here in the states?

There's a guy who does a whole info-mercial on that sort of thing. The thing is, he's so slimy looking with that greasy looking hair and weasely thing going on, that it doesn't lend much credibility to his product.

Glad you enjoy the humour, Looker. Sorry, i don't know if you have fruit 'n' fibre in the U.S.
Surely you must have something there healthier than "Lucky Charms" ? - btw, you can't usually buy these but i saw them on sale in a large department store - £6.75 - about $13 !!

Suffice to say, i will wait until my next visit to the States before i sample these breakfast treats.

and he loves me long time.

M E eeee O Wwww -

I recently purchased "breast petals" to wear under my skimpy summer shirts. They work like pasties, only they're not shiney or decorative, or have spinners that twirl around and around.

Ahem, I recognize you

No, you are not straight

Yes, I miss maui too

I'm still in the midwest....

'chow 'chow 'chow.

That guy is going to do seven encores of that song! Enough I say!