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Dawn C is right, I hate all you grrrrls
by Sarvis
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I hate women.

I didn't used to, but she and bite and a couple other shriekers fixed that.

I hate them now. All of them. All of you.

I am on my way out to buy some dago tees right now.

I see little difference between these bitches and the neocons. They are both right, now. I hate women and I hate america. It's all that simple. It didn't used to be, but it is now.

This budding womyn/neocon romance makes total sense. You freaks deserve each other. Matching pathologies for the mantel. How nice.

I didn't used to hate america, but neocons fixed that. I didn't used to hate women, but hilary's fans fixed that.

I am making up "bus drives off cliff" jokes about women right now. I am starting to read those stupid "trade your wife for an outboard motor" email jokes in a new light. I belly laugh at blond jokes now. All thanks to you.

Good work all you snatches, you have alienated half the population! Mission accomplished!

I am sending some money to Focus on the Family right now. Let's get rid of Roe in 2009! With the help of you McCain defectors, I think we have a shot!

Thanks for liberating my authentic self. I was so tired of pretending to like women, pretending to view them as fellow humans. No more!

I am free to be me!

adios you c**nts.

Re: Dawn C is right, I hate all you grrrrls
by JackDallas

I am offended by your comments. I have the utmost respect for women (especially ones with big boobs) and I take personal affront to your characterizations.

I love women, I think every man should own several of them. I say this out of respect and regard for their feelings and their well-being. If a man has several women, they can spread the cooking and cleaning around so that one does not have to work too hard.

Now what could be more loving an attitude than that?

Jack

you da man jack!
by Sarvis
dawn's right about that too.
Re: Dawn C is right, I hate all you grrrrls
by theNairobiTrio

That reminds me of one of the funniest lavatory stories I've heard.

On the wall of the stall in the john:

"I hate grrls."

Next to it:

"What about us girls?"

befrayviour
by daveto

one thing i can say for 7 years hanging around this joint .. whenever someone is caught out being their embarrassing self, they react by posting like there's no tomorrow.

Have you been drinking?
by DragonTat2

Or was it just time for a tantrum?

You're right about the McCain defectors, but you knew that.

It's the return of the neocons!
by Sarvis

This time in skirts.

Far from embarassed, I am inspired.

Everyone liked my threads just fine when I confined my fun to white male neocons. Since poking a stick in abortion though, I have been noticing a lot more muttering behind my back.

So it goes with sacred cows. You cut into a little slice looking for sirloin, and instead get sprayed in the face with pus.

I don't even need to ref your abortion posts
by Dawn Coyote
to prove what a douchebag you are.

Here's how you read on women:

Aug 9/07 <link>
Stupid bitches getting plastic surgery! Sure, men like tits, but they also like other body parts, too, like asses. Even some fatties are hot enough to fuck, but you don’t see me trying to make my dick bigger just to make them happy, do you? Women who get plastic surgery should probably just kill themselves. Ha ha – just kidding.

Aug. 9/2007 <link>
Women who get breast implants are insane, suicidal whores. I love tits, but I hate fake tits. How dare women trick me with fake tits? Stupid bitches. They should just learn to give good head, and they wouldn’t need fake tits.

Nov. 13/07 <link>
Women are hot, and men can’t help leering at them. Sexual harassment is natural! Suck it up, laydeez!

Nov. 16./07 <link>
Being called a bitch isn’t as bad as being called a nigger or a cunt. Women should just take it. A WOMAN called Hillary a bitch! How funny is that, you stupid bitches! You feminists sure are hystierical!

Jan.14/08
<link> (and the whole, sick thread)
Mothers who want pain medication when they’re giving birth are only thinking of themselves. Those selfish bitches. A father should be able to say whether a woman in labour gets pain meds, because he’s thinking of his child. A woman who knows what’s good for her will surrender this control to him.

Mar. 10/08 <link>
Women shouldn’t mind being dragged through the mud with their douchebag husbands. They signed up for it by marrying them, after all. Stupid golddigger bitches deserve whatever they get.

Re: This is enlightening.
by DragonTat2

Holy fuck.

Hi david
by OneEyedJasper

Nice of you to drop in. (And I wouldn't mind saying that tomorrow either.)

You're an idiot.

And when it comes to peoples' intentions you will forever be fuddled.

be befuddled.

fuddled will you ever be.

you will be ever fuddled.

be ever befuddled.

There will never exist a time in which you are not befuddled.

Tell me about it, babe.
by Dawn Coyote
Sarvis, we hardly knew ye.
Re: I don't even need to ref your abortion posts
by Th Paine

Not much there with which I could agree, other than a personal dislike for fake tits.

No need to announce it
by biteoftheweek

We already knew.

You are good
by biteoftheweek

Thanks for putting them all in one place

Curious
by OneEyedJasper

Is calling Sarvis a "douche bag" an insult to all women in kind of an "I got one and you don't" kinda way?

"Douche bag" is a pretty manly pejorative.

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