Dear Prudence,

If it didn't start with "Dear Prudence", it probably doesn't belong in the "Dear Prudence" file.

No one likes unsolicited advice... Not even Obama.

Best,

Content Police

I assume there will be a real Dear Prudie column later today. Need letters? Here's one. Dear Prudie: I read this advice column, but suddenly the columnist has gotten the impression that we're interested in her politics.

As far as it goes, and in response to the poster quoted at the bottom of her "column," Obama was not elected to the exclusion of any other candidate. Obama was elected because of a decision not to count fully the votes of my home state. Let's see how messing with Florida works out this time. Me, I'd strongly consider the candidate who won this important swing state.

Obama was elected because of a decision not to count fully the votes of my home state.

Obama won because he earned more delegates according the rules of his party. As to your mystery state, it was by a (unanimous, it seems to me) vote of the state legislature, Republican and Democrats combined, that you fucked it up. Now get over it and please don't prove that you really are as stupid as the world thinks you are by voting for McCain to spite your face.