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Contest: You people are boring as shit.
by Dawn Coyote
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You haven't had an original thought in months. That you are soporific is your only redeeming feature. Thanks for the zzzz's.

Kidding, sorta. Here's the challenge: Pick a post on the fray, and rewrite the subject line and first two sentences in such a way that people will be inclined to read further.

Include a link to the original.

Vote for your favourites.

The winner will get an inflammatory top post written about them, by me.
Goin for the big Kahuna, I see . . .
by run75441

Dawn:

Its been nice knowin ya!

Not at all
by Dawn Coyote
Having just spent a week moderating a war in another forum, I am more sympathetic to Geoff than I have ever been.

People are annoying. And unreasonably demanding. They try my patience. I have come here for the express purpose of taking out my frustrations on you (all), because I love you so.

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by Grady N. Fleischmann

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Re: Not at all
by run75441

Dawn:

I can remember one time in particular when you were expressing your deepest admiration for me. I had never seen anyone so loving. :)

I don't think Geoff is ready for this type of support though. Be careful, I would miss the difference.

Jeez, Grady...
by Archaeopteryx
...I was loving that post, and it just went right to hell.
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by Grady N. Fleischmann
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That does it.
by Archaeopteryx
I'm calling the ASPCA.
You know
by daveto

when you come into a room and you smell something, and the people in the room who have been there for like ever can't smell it, but they know sure enough that a) that you're smelling it, b) that they're the source of the smell, c) that everybody knows everything there is to know of that smell by now, and d) who the fuck cares anyway cause when the next guy comes in now you're there too.

well, that's not my entry, just the story of the fray.

I love it
by Dawn Coyote
especially how all the dancers flying over her head, and then when one finally makes contact, they go round and round and round.

It's a perfect visual metaphor for the frayspace.

Ensley's post is probably the perfect exemplar.
Re: .
by Sawbones
I may have to drink myself into a coma to get that image out of my head. Asshole. Entertaining, but asshole still.
Re: I like you Grady...
by JackDallas

but don't ever scare me like that again.

Jack

Re: That does it.
by Artemesia
This one's more to my taste:
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No Burma Shave for Burt!
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Re: Contest: You people are boring as shit.
by theNairobiTrio

What are you complaining about? You and your friends have accomplished your purpose.

In the realm of the blind, the lame woman is queen.

Re: .
by LaurieAnnM

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oh!

;-)

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