no matter how many riffed color schemes the scion.com site flashed; the neon stripes, cammoflauge, etc, the scion still looks like a friendly sort of clown car. there's nothing wrong with that, it's just not a deviant badass.
it's just not. it's too cute.
the car doesn't carry toyota's intended image and the scion/ deviant trailer is likewise fairly misguided. i felt sorry for the sheeple-- i thought they were cute. moreover, beheading is just a little bit too current event to be entertaining. finally, most importantly, why does the narration rhyme?
the rhymes are not like rap. there is no disassociative slice and dice to them-- no da-daism, nothing threatening, sharp or even emo to them. just a bad story set to rhyme.
here's the thing: i'm a 44 year old mother of many. quit killing sheeple, skip the loser rhyme scheme and market the car to me. i'd buy it. but if it would make toyota advertisers feel better, i'd kick the salesman and say some curse words when i signed the purchase agreement. i can be a badass, too.
waltz n capsize