And I was only a few days shy of getting my annual May Fraywatch mention.
I watch that show in the same way I watch extreme pastry competitions or Man vs. Wild - like, I'm glad to know someone has those kind of skills and lifestyle, but I'm sure glad I don't have to live it.
(General note to myself: it's hard to ego surf when people miss the underscore. And do weird things with capitalization. Since I have pride issues, this is probably a good thing.)