Following House's "theory of mind" principle, what else has anybody got for that photo?

My submission:

"You got me a stripper? And she totally fits my fetish?"

My submission:

Incorrect...it should be "You need to deal with the 800 pound gorilla IN your living room".

I won contest #142. My entry for this one was:

"The pizza's here? Okay, I'm sending down my monster."

I thought it was funny.

Nice!