Would all the people that moved to Canada when Bush was re-elected move back?

Allow me to explain. Nobody really left. Johnny Depp almost went to France, but there aren't any good French movies that aren't pornos. Or involve Gerard Depardieu, which is even worse.

Not even the Baldwins were going to make good on their pledge to move to Canada, and they're Canadians. Nobody moves to Canada. Canada sucks ass. Once you've done trading pelts, you've exhausted the entertainment possibilities.

And no conservative has ever threatened to bail on the country if the election goes wrong.

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For being funny, I mean. No one knows who you are so few people are even reading you. Perhaps my replying to you will give you an air of legitimacy.

Or not.

Goin in search of the one-armed bastard.

And such.

Perhaps we can have a chorus of No, Nay, Never.

Johnny Depp? I don't give a rats ass, you've seen one movie, you've seen his character in every movie.

Baldwins? WTF good are they? Nothing more then Nat'l Enquirer fodder.

What about all those fraysters posting & people writing letters to the editor about how they will leave?

Alec Baldwin is absolutely hilarious on 30-Rock. And as for that little brat Ireland - well its painfully obvious that Kim doesn't follow the John Rosemond method, is all I can say.

Go on wit ya then

I defy you to watch this (or this, for that matter) and say that.

Not that I have any doubts you'd watch them and still say that, but by doing so you'd expose yourself for the tasteless cretin you evidently are.

I've never seen it. I've seen the commercials, that's about it.

But, then again, I'm very anti-Hollywood.

the former in Rostand's rhyming verse (iambic pentameter?) throughout, but rendered so naturally that someone reasonably fluent and who had read the original French in its entirety years before (tha'd be me) doesn't even notice it's rhyming before a good quarter-hour in.

Classic pearls before swine in your case, evidently.