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R. Kelly's lawyers owe Dave Chappelle royalties.
by Jason M. Bryant
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Back when the Dave Chappelle Show ruled Comedy Central, he did a sketch showing how he couldn't be a juror because he could never say a Black man was guilty. They had various lawyers test his objectivity about various cases.

When they got to the R. Kelly case, they laid the foundation for the current real world defense. First, Dave said that he couldn't be sure R. Kelly was actually there. The only way he could be sure it was actually R. Kelly was if a dozen people were there to verify it, including one of Dave's friends (taking notes) and R. Kelly's own grandmother.

Best of all, Dave then said that the pee wasn't real. "You can do anything with special effects."

R. Kelly might find himself in a copyright infringement case soon.

Re: R. Kelly's lawyers owe Dave Chappelle royalties.
by btrthnu
Wow, excellent recap. We are glad you took the time to share with all of us the plot of a comedy sketch we all saw already. Spot on connecting the dots! That was very informative....
Re: R. Kelly's lawyers owe Dave Chappelle royalties.
by TheRaven
Wow, excellent recap. We are glad you took the time to share with all of us the plot of a comedy sketch we all saw already. Spot on connecting the dots! That was very informative....
And yet you found time to comment on it with your own lame and obvious post.
Re: R. Kelly's lawyers owe Dave Chappelle royalties.
by dbguy

btrthnu:
Wow, excellent recap. We are glad you took the time to share with all of us the plot of a comedy sketch we all saw already. Spot on connecting the dots! That was very informative....

Maybe some of us didn't see it already and enjoyed the recap. Get a life.

Re: R. Kelly's lawyers owe Dave Chappelle royalties.
by KevDurden

As was your own post. Thank you, good sir. But what are you doing wasting your time here?! We need great thinkers like you working in the Pentagon!

Seriously, at least he contributed something.

You did what, exactly?

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