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Obama doesn't know what he's talking about on Iraq...we've lowered
troop levels to pre-surge numbers.
Um, no, Senator, we haven't done that yet. We're still about 25,000 troops above pre-surge levels.
Stop nitpicking verb tense!
I wasn't lying or wrong, I just used the wrong verb tense!
Nitpicking verb tense? Are you effing kidding me? That's really
a good one.
Hey, Senator Straight-Talk, why not just say we've withdrawn ALL our troops
from Iraq. I mean, it's only verb tense. We intend to withdraw
those troops, so saying we've already done it isn't really a lie and evidently isn't even a mistake. Hell,
we've also erased the National Debt, landed men on Mars, gotten ourselves off
the tit of foreign oil, and defeated disease and hunger throughout the world. I mean, I'm
not lying when I say that, I'm just using the incorrect verb tense.