Me thinks they doth protest too much...
by
meridiantoo
07/13/2007, 1:49 PM #
You are probably correct in saying that Crocs are not fashionable. However, they at least provide sufficient room for a person's toes.
Look at most shoes and you will see instruments devoted to toe torture. I guess it doesn't matter all that much, once a person's foot has become deformed to the point where they will fit, the damage has been done. From that point on, you just slip the shoe on and enjoy the pain of toe restriction.
Fashon? For those who object to red or orange or purple shoes, I think they have black. I am uncertain about brown, or oxblood.
Like most other non-restrictive foot wear, Crocs will most likely pass away in a few months or another three years, What a shame. People have been wearing shoes that wreck their feet for generations. The first thing most podiatrists do when they open a practice is buy a BMW or beach condo. Foot problems are that certain a moneymaker. It seems to me that the podiatrist guy who was quoted in the article would love Crocs, if they generate business for him from anyone who wears them for more than six hours.
I was surprised that hospitals are banning them for their workers. Socks would do just fine for the problem of the little holes in the toes and a static conductive strip would take care of any shocking problems. Requiring socks and a strip would do the trick and the Croc guys could sell the strips as options. Anyone who has seen the 87,927 different surgical smock patterns should not question the lack of style in hospital wear. Anyhow, how fashionable should they consider anyone who wears one of those blue hair bonnets all day long? I'm thinking that a blue bonnet over SpongeBob smock, over purple pants, over orange Crocs would qualify (by definition) as a fashion statement.
I think they are now offering them in University logo colors with molded in team mascot decorations.
You are correct. I only wish I had come up with the idea.
Are we ready for hula-hoops again? Bell Bottoms? Poodle Skirts? Anything that replaces the top 3 inches of a red string thong showing in the back above a pair of low rise jeans?
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