Once you're hooked, it's over...
by
Jason's Mommy
07/16/2007, 5:05 PM #
They ARE wonderful for the beach--yes, you'll wind up with gritty toes, but that goes for any shoe on sand. They certainly do better than flip-flops in that department; I've worn flip-flops to the beach, and I may as well have strapped shovels to my feet. The beauty of the crocs--especially if you're going to be chasing little ones--is that you don't have to worry about taking them on or off or losing them--sand, stones, and water won't hurt them, and they're easy to slip on should you suddenly find yourself needing to leap to the rescue of an over-zealous toddler. ;-) And on the off chance that you and your toddler manage to find SOME substance that will actually give them an odor--which is supposed to be impossible, but toddlers are innovative--you can clean them with bleach--or windex, or just about any odor-busting cleanser you can think of--with no ill effects.
The only problem...if you buy them, you'll wear them. If you wear them, you'll love them. And that's when the insanity sets in...because they're the most comfortable, practical shoes you own, your resolve not to wear them outside of the garden or the beach will inevitably crumble. ESPECIALLY if you have kids--as a member of the young-mommy set, I can tell you they're the hottest thing going, and we've ALL forgotten how dumb they look. It's scary how they play with your mind. If you stare at them long enough, you'll actually convince yourself that you dodged the ugly problem by buying them in black. You'll make all your friends try them on, in the hopes of getting THEM hooked, because if enough people wear them, EVERYONE will forget that they're ugly...everyone, that is, except for the unititiated, who just stare and cluck their tongues and wonder if you got dressed in the dark.
And the scariest part is...you won't care.
In case you couldn't tell, as I'm writing this, my feet are snugly tucked away in the "sensible" black crocs I've been wearing all day...to the mall, to the supermarket, and to visit friends and family.
I bought them for the beach. Honestly.