Are you a fascist? Are you a liberal? A conservative? Or perhaps all 3 at once? Take this simple quiz, on (yet another) rainy Friday afternoon, and be infuriated . ..

"I want to . . . +

1. enact more restrictions on cigarettes, but decriminalize narcotics
2. maintain crop supports for tobacco, but continue putting drug dealers and addicts behind bars.
3. Taxes should be raised – but only on people who earn more than me. My own taxes are too high already, since I’m not able to buy all the stuff I want.
4. Tax everybody higher. We’re all idiots who aren’t smart enough to spend our own money.
5. Guns should be outlawed, because people are basically untrustworthy.
6. Concealed handguns should be legal, because people are basically untrustworthy.
7. People are too fat, so things like foie gras, peanut oil, etc should be outlawed.
8. Supermodels are too thin, so we should pass laws preventing them from working as models to prevent the anorexia epidemic among teen girls
9. The hell with impressionable teens – take the internet filters off the PCs at my public library, so that everyone can surf for X rated porn – even the kids.
10. No kids have the right inherit billions just because their daddy was a robber baron. Take most of the estate away in taxes when that robber baron dies.
11. Reduce the death tax – its driving the small family farmer out of business, whose kids can’t afford a multimillion dollar tax bill when the dad dies, and have to sell off all the land to big agribusiness.
12. Cars should be required to get 35 mpg or more – it should be illegal to sell gas guzzlers
13. All of Hillary’s “hardworking Americans” on the auto assembly line should stop carping and go straight to the unemployment line, because we have no hope of making a 35mpg car as good or as cheap as the foreigners.
14. Stop all that cheap stuff from being made in mexico and china, and getting sold at WalMart
15. Raise the minimum wage, so that jobs go overseas and more cheap stuff gets made in mexico and china.
16. No education vouchers, and magnet schools, etc. They might destroy the quality of public education.
17. We need to emulate the education policies of Pakistan (whatever they are) – they are the latest 3rd world country to surpass our kids in science and math test scores.
18. Build a wall to keep out the Mexicans
19. Continue today’s policies – let them in, and pay them less than the minimum wage because we can get away with it, and it keeps restaurant and janitorial costs down
20. Perform “profiling” at the airports, and detain people for extra searches if they fit the profile
21. Make everyone’s 80 year old grandma half-undress at the airport, and throw away her hand lotion and nail file because she might crash the jet into a skyscraper with it.
22. Legalize gay marriage, but put people in jail for marrying 2 husbands or wives at once – that’s bigamy
23. Invade countries which are run by dictators who murder their citizens
24. Grant MFN (most favored nation) trade status to countries which are run by dictators who murder their citizens (china, I’m looking at you)
25. Turn fleeing Cubans, Haitains, etc away with armed coast guard vessels. You’re not actually oppressed if we can prevent your leaky raft from reaching a florida beach.
26. Provide covert aid to “rightist rebels” seeking destabilize leftist latin american governments
27. Send billions in petrodollars to certain governments, which will be used to can destabilize democracies and fund terrorist attack
28. certain kinds of free speech, like questioning global warming, should be outlawed, because its wrong

how did you score? do you want to tell others how to do, or mind your own damn business? bet you can figure out how much fascist DNA you have, without actually adding up the score . . .

curious isn't it how the Obama bots downrate your post but didn't even dare take the quiz.

Talk about fascist.That's them to the max.

They seem to be under the mis-impression that if they just beat up any individual who calls them out on their own very naziesque attitudes that somehow no one will notice their very flawed terrorist appeasing Candidate..who also happens to have a very crazy anti American screaming spiritual mentor.

I hate to tell them but that cat is already out of the bag.

And people won't forget it when it comes to the general election.

Amazing all the hundreds of sock puppets they have created lately to down rate any posts that call them out on their own transparent disingenousness.

Amusing activities they are displaying of late.....bullying and down rating posts and using and vile attacks ...just because people see what a phony Obama is....

Bully all they want....but in the end it will all be for naught.

The majority of the country is smarter than the crazy Koolaide drinkers who were so afraid to take your test and take a look at themselves.

;-)

Well, B-A, you forgot to include the damn scoring key! A reasonable quiz would at least have a scoring key; you know, like a "yes" answer earns you 1 point, a "no" earns you zero points. What were you thinking, besides wanting to look clever.

enact more restrictions on cigarettes, but decriminalize narcotics

cancels #2

maintain crop supports for tobacco, but continue putting drug dealers and addicts behind bars

out.

my intent was to rattle the cage on friday afternoon, and let those who are imprisoned by their own lack of intelligence go into a frenzy.

i only got a rise out 1 poster (not you).

BOTF is getting mellow in its old age.

but i stand by my positions, as facetious as they may seem . .. taking freedoms away from the average law abiding citizen, "for the common good" bespeaks both a mistrust one's fellow citizens, and an elitist mentality that one is fit to run others' lives, even though one is in misery over one's own path to nowhere.