Re: Note to Anti-Gay Cranks
by
Einhard
05/18/2008, 10:25 PM #
Hey ptiger, being as scupulous about the bible and what it ordains as you so clearly are, I presume you have a long shaggy beard and straggly hair:
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27).
And I hope you have no serious physical deformities:
People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18).
The thought of a good, moral person such as yourself being denied an opportunity to worship is too terrible a thought to comprehend!
Oh, your tailor must be of the highest calibre too:
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
By the way, I hope you keep your gun good and oiled ptiger. With so many heathens about the place, you're gonna have a field day soon:
Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7).
And all sanctioned by God too!
I hope though, that if your daughter ever gets married that you might consider something other than cash for her dowry:
And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. 1 Samuel 18:25-27
Ah nothing like receiving a load of foreskins in return for your daughter's hand. That Saul guy clearly had taste!
And finally, you might want more than that single gun mentioned above:
If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15).
Seems Yahweh has plans for you ptiger. Well look at it this way, if you have to kill their cattle, at least you won't have to worry about them mixing with your own cows!!