Maybe they could just try and make the coffee taste better. LoL

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I love starbucks, don't care about the logo and feel that whiners like this have too much free time...

"has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," and that "the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks." - Umm those are fins, pal.

I love the scene from Futurama where Fry is falls in love with a mermaid. They get amorous, and she says ok lets do it, I'll lay my eggs in a small pool and later you can come by and fertilize them.

Seriously are some of these "Christian groups"...just bored?

and looking for SOMETHING to "call for a national boycott of"?

No..but let me tell you, if someone opened a suitably themed coffee house named Slutbucks you can bet I'd be getting my java there every day!

LoL

I didn't know this either:

"We didn't even know that mermaids had legs."

I guess one would be really lucky when you can find one of their bariatas who can do this.

Goddammit Karma, you really know how to kill a good fantasy buzz, don'tcha! LOL

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In the movie Idiocracy Starbucks features something called a "Gentleman's Latte".

The original Starbucks logo had NIPPLES! ZOMG!!!

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Um . . . That's all. Heh, heh . . .

Oh, that would be nice for dinner and a date...or maybe it better be a date and dinner.

At least she won't be expecting you to call her tomorrow.

Are you implying having the mermaid for dinner - literally? What wine would go with her?

Er... well...yeah...she looks kinda tasty from the waist up - a little white wine, butter and capers, I think she'd be pretty good. (Please, don't even try to tell me that she's not the average guy's dream girl!!!)

I think they've relaxed the rules on wine, so pretty much whatever you want. I'd go with something light and green, myself, vinho verde, maybe. Don't want to get too heavy, gotta save room for dessert! (Hmmm...maybe shouldn't have said that...sounds like a set-up for something.)

I had to move your good luck charm...every time I took off my pants it went flying across the room and I'd have to go look for it pantsless under the furniture, so it's under my pillow now. Had a little Princess and the Pea thing going on the first night, but I've got it all straightened out now. Hope all is well with you...no adverse effects on my side from giving you half my luck...plenty for both of us! ;)