Dear Prudence,
I am a cancer survivor and am so grateful to be alive today, that I am giving back to the community, by counseling those who battle cancer. When I learned my colleague is terminally ill, I being the good Samaritan that I am, began to council her. Everyone’s idea of therapy is different, so I thought nothing of it when she asked me out for drinks. Her marriage is lousy and her husband has become even more emotionally unavailable after she’d had her double mastectomy. Well, even dying women have needs and since she was not having her needs met at home, she turned to me. She confessed that she’d always thought I was hot (which I am), but did nothing about it, due to her marriage. But now that her husband is acting like a lout, all bets are off. She wants to sleep with me, just once, before she passes into eternity.
I had no problem with fulfilling her fantasy, but now things have gotten complicated. I was out to dinner with my fiancé, when my phone signaled I had a text message. My colleague sent me a message that said, "I will be dreaming of you tonight.". My fiancé is furious and doesn’t want me to talk to her again. Now, I have to tell my sweet little colleague that I cannot grant her last request. I only wish to give back to my community, but don’t think my fiancé will ever understand my colleague’s simple request. After all, I am every woman’s wet dream. Is it so wrong to fulfill someone’s fantasy before they go to the sweet bye and bye?
-Sexy Survivor
Dear Sex Crazed Twit,
Sure, you may be hot and you want to “give back to your community”, but in doing so, you are taking away from the person, who should be number one in your life, you fiancé! Tell this entitled wench, that no, even though she is about to leave this world, she still should play by the world’s rules, should she have to answer to a higher authority. She has to right to wreak havoc on people who remain, including you. The way you can help her with her last request, would be to give her the phone number of an escort service.
-Pru
