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playing married
by irvingchang
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i think the sodomites should be able to play married. it is so cute!! just precious it gauche to ask which is the husband and which the wife?

i mean they all can't marry liza minnelli or arianna huffington.

i think it's a ploy by the trial lawyers who will reap the benefit of 'gay divorce'.

speaking of gay divorce, how will the family courts decide which is the husband so they can screw him?

Re: playing married
by Ridry

Which backwards red state do you live in again?

New York isn't perfect, but I'm soooo glad I don't live where you live...

Re: playing married
by lattelibertarian
You know what? Forget equal protection under law - rulings like this are worthwhile just because of the people they piss off.
Re: playing married
by irvingchang

i'm not pissed. i already told you that a couple of sodomites playing like they are married is just precious. friggen adorable!!!

no one answered my question.

when two sodomites play marriage, is is gauche to inquire ask to which is the husband and which the wife?

one of you sodomites who play as if you are married should be able to answer.

anyone?

Re: playing married
by Shemhazai

Unless you normally inquire after the sexual activities of couple you've just meet, then I would say, yes it is gauche to ask which one is the husband and which one is the wife.

Actually, asking anyone about their sexual activities is usually frowned upon by Miss Manners.

Besides, unless you're planning on having sex with them, why do you care?

Re: playing married
by irvingchang

'Unless you normally inquire after the sexual activities of couple you've just meet, then I would say, yes it is gauche to ask which one is the husband and which one is the wife.'

in a real marriage you can tell which is the husband and which is the wife without asking. so you are saying that it is gauche to inquire about the roles in these pretend marriages?


Re: playing married
by irvingchang
i take thee as my lawfully wedded fudge packer. to have, to hold, to bugger, till death or AIDS do us part.
Re: playing married
by kroert16

Irving, usually folks who make silly comments like this are so fascniated by us "fudge packers" that you deny your own interest in us. You're usually denying your own interest because you usually are afraid you're one of us. You feel that way because deep down inside something about you makes you think you're one of us. Generally you are one of us.

I'll tell you a secrete. It's not that bad to be one of us. You'll be fine. The bad news is, we usually don't want you to be one of us.

Re: playing married
by Shemhazai

Yes. If you couldn't get that the first time, yes, it's not very polite to go asking that question.

Unless, of course, you're planning on having a threesome with said gay couple.

Re: playing married
by irvingchang
hey. i'm all for you sodomites playing married if you wish. who am i to say that you can't play being married? i wish you all the buggering and sodomy you wish. i think you should be free to bugger each other at will. i think you should be able to play being married until your precious little hearts are content.
Re: playing married
by irvingchang

'Yes. If you couldn't get that the first time, yes, it's not very polite to go asking that question.'

well being that marriage is defined as a union between a man and a woman (husband/wife), i don't think it's so gauche to ask. if they want to play married, that question shouldn't bother them.

Re: playing married
by Shemhazai

Marriage is defined as a lot of things. Check out the definition on Dictionary.com. Out of 18 possible definitions, only 4 specifically state man and woman and husband and wife.

In the end, if Britney's Vegas wedding was legal enough that she had to get an annulment, then Bob and Dave's should be too.

Re: playing married
by irvingchang
is bob the husband or the wife?
Re: playing married
by Shemhazai
Bob's response is that unless you're attempting to sleep with him, it's none of your business.
Re: playing married
by irvingchang

'In the end, if Britney's Vegas wedding was legal enough that she had to get an annulment, then Bob and Dave's should be too.'

i see. they want to play being married like britney.

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