Uh

One-Your mother is right

Two- Banging chicks who think they're dying? This is the apex of male genius. There isn't enough hard drive on earth to add up how many ways this works.

Three- Now that Prudie has given you permission to play the gender card, for fuck sakes, get a buck more than the guy. Otherwise, this has taught you nothing.

Four- Your stupid friend wants the stupid clothes that you want to get rid of, only you're too stupid to do the math....the other option might be the Smithsonian.